{"product_id":"fine-thanks","title":"Fine, Thanks","description":"\u003cp\u003eAsked how it's holding up, this piece would tell you it's fine. It is not entirely fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFine, Thanks\u003c\/em\u003e is caught mid-buckle. Four legs, each one giving at a different point and in a different direction, knees soft, weight shifting to whichever joint hasn't complained yet. The feet have gone flat and wide the way feet do at the end of a long day — spreading out, taking up more floor, doing whatever it takes to stay under the load. And above it all, the seat sits perfectly level. Unbothered. Ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat contradiction is the whole piece. The failure is entirely in the legs; the composure is entirely on top. It has decided that whatever is happening below the surface is not the visitor's problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's something almost polite about it. It doesn't want to make a fuss, doesn't want to be asked twice, doesn't want anyone to notice. It has been standing a long time and intends to keep standing, because being sat on is the one thing it knows how to do and it isn't ready to stop being useful yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRendered in a blue too bright and too glossy for any of this to read as tragedy. It's tired, not defeated. There's a difference, and the piece insists on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned digitally in Blender and fabricated through large-format resin 3D printing across the studio's printer fleet, with cast resin sections and epoxy clay, hand-assembled, hand-painted and finished in high-gloss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eH: 31.5 inches (0.8 m)\u003cbr\u003eW: ~20 inches (estimated)\u003cbr\u003eD: ~20 inches (estimated)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1 of 1.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease allow 10-12 weeks for fulfilment.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ryan Mercer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57138474221734,"sku":null,"price":3000.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/4597\/4182\/files\/finethanks.png?v=1787480781","url":"https:\/\/www.ryanmercer.ca\/products\/fine-thanks","provider":"Ryan Mercer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}